Crazy Ad On Craigslist

"Hendersonville, NC. $36.4K / 35 hours weekly. Personal assistant (domestic and otherwise) to high maintenance professional. $10 base plus $10 hourly bonus to put up with the aggravation that comes with supporting an executive that (at the moment) single-handedly operates 4 international public companies. Crazy non-fixed hours, but plenty of potential for substantial advancement (including $$$) for right person. Not a gig; requires a commitment of no less than 6 months. Good, positive attitude a must. Email full contact details and personal/employment characteristics and skills-sets you think will assist in rising to the challenge."