My Next Door Neighbor Is... Michael Jackson!?!?

(ok not exactly, but close). Sooooo, I have been waiting to tell everyone this until I knew it was official. And it is now official... Michael Jackson (yes THE Michael Jackson), is moving to the area. Apparently he is moving away from the lights of Vegas and into the beauty of... well.... here. I'm ok with it all, but if the paparazzi mess up my car from chasing him in anyway, I will get ticked. So now I apparently have a fellow celeb in the area to steal the paps from me.